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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The name is Christian (or Turner. Whichever fits your fancy). 22. I live in California. Sarcasm is my strong point. I’m a writer, photographer, singer, friend, brother, son, and dreamer. I’m not perfect. On occasion considered a complicated melody. I tend to be a little overzealous at times. I’m a lover of music, movies, and art. The love of these things make me who I am and are markers of who I want to be. People who know me love me no matter the faults and I love them equally as hard. I find peace in my insanity. And I like it.</description><title>Turnerisms: The Thoughts of a Madman...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @turnerisms)</generator><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"It is a risk to love
What if it doesn’t work out?
Ah, but what if it does.
-Peter McWilliams"</title><description>“It is a risk to love&lt;br/&gt;
What if it doesn’t work out?&lt;br/&gt;
Ah, but what if it does.&lt;br/&gt;
-Peter McWilliams”</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/51048869188</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/51048869188</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:32:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
Carly Rae Jepsen at The 2013 Billboard Music Awards.

Real...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d26545a6dc57e59c4bd40838647707c6/tumblr_mn2r6e0QWt1rlcnywo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carly Rae Jepsen at The 2013 Billboard Music Awards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Real talk, I’d throw a couple in her, even if her song makes me want to kick a small child. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50880761514</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50880761514</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:34:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve never really paid attention to Carly Rae Jepsen&amp;#8230;
But that bitch is sexy as...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve never really paid attention to Carly Rae Jepsen&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But that bitch is sexy as hell&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50880424399</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50880424399</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:30:28 -0700</pubDate><category>real talk</category><category>call me maybe</category><category>carly rae jepsen</category><category>no but for real call me</category></item><item><title>I Swear I've Tried...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;to understand the allure of Lana Del Rey, but I swear to God, I just don&amp;#8217;t get it. She&amp;#8217;s mediocre at best. And I mean, I don&amp;#8217;t if I can talk because I like a lot questionable artists myself, but she&amp;#8217;s just&amp;#8230; such a shitty singer/songwriter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is probably gonna get tons of Tumblr hate, but don&amp;#8217;t care.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50869568926</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50869568926</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:54 -0700</pubDate><category>confusion</category><category>honest</category><category>Lana Del Rey</category><category>Bad Music Is Bad</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22b7bc28cfd9f671cc53a52e86058207/tumblr_mn22ou1v6F1qc3twvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50832502217</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50832502217</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:17:18 -0700</pubDate><category>fall out boy</category><category>miss missing you</category><category>save rock and roll</category></item><item><title>This Gif tho… I don’t even know what to do… </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2151560d50c988d07b64463f56c49265/tumblr_mmvcncOmek1qc3twvo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Gif tho… I don’t even know what to do… &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50546195112</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50546195112</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:09:12 -0700</pubDate><category>awkward</category><category>funny</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>"And I know one day you’ll see
Nobody has it easy
I still can’t believe you found..."</title><description>“And I know one day you’ll see&lt;br/&gt;
Nobody has it easy&lt;br/&gt;
I still can’t believe you found somebody new&lt;br/&gt;
I wish you the best&lt;br/&gt;
I guess…”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; John Legend; Nobody Knows&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50540095209</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/50540095209</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:55:00 -0700</pubDate><category>John Legend</category><category>Everybody Knows</category><category>Evolver</category><category>Music</category></item><item><title>gothiccharmschool:

outlandishrumor:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1710c92f6ebdcb2777531397c53d7d1b/tumblr_mlilgqCMXI1r6ej12o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothiccharmschool.tumblr.com/post/48746795504/outlandishrumor-this-is-literally-the-most" target="_blank"&gt;gothiccharmschool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outlandishrumor.tumblr.com/post/48369209687/this-is-literally-the-most-accurate-best-thing-i" target="_blank"&gt;outlandishrumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others: Patrick Stump, telling the truth. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;::checks iTunes, facepalms just a tiny bit at the discovery of how often “Hum Hallelujah” has been listened to::&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;#PeteWentzIsNotAMentalHealthRoleModel #ButWritesFunLyrics&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jesus… it’s like he looked into my soul…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/48750196666</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/48750196666</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:36:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>televisionwithoutpity:

The Treatment of Down SyndromeGlee’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3a919db8517d96cbfba828563024ce6/tumblr_ml59wtHoZL1r11y1eo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/884d8931f604f20cfb9463b1436ee3a6/tumblr_ml59wtHoZL1r11y1eo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://televisionwithoutpity.tumblr.com/post/47779535123/the-treatment-of-down-syndrome-glees-treatment-of" target="_blank"&gt;televisionwithoutpity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Treatment of Down Syndrome&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Glee&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s treatment of Becky Jackson can fluctuate between “pretty empowering,” “totally normal, which is great” and “questionably horrifying” (and I still don’t really know what to make of her &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/glee/yesno-1.php" target="_blank"&gt;inner monologue being voiced by Helen Mirren&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;), but last night’s characterization was just plain nasty. Not only was this oftentimes strong young woman with agency horribly infantilized in “Shooting Star” — she was also &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;literally deadly&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;. I don’t buy for a second that Becky lacks the sense not to bring a gun into school, and I’m appalled that the writers chose to take away her strength as a teenager&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; with Down Syndrome in order to martyrize Sue. Even just from a critical angle, this was just plain bad retconning; we’ve learned that Becky knows right from wrong (and when she does choose the “wrong” thing, it’s about her choosing to defy what’s expected of her). More importantly, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Glee&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; has actually taken some strides to try to destigmatize her condition, and this pulled the rug out from under that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Read more: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/telefile/2013/04/five-reasons-why-shooting-star-was-the-worst-episode-of-glee-ever.php" target="_blank"&gt;Five Reasons Why This was the Worst Episode of &lt;em&gt;Glee&lt;/em&gt; Ever&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the EXACT reason I stopped watching this shit-pile of a show in the middle of season 2. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/47822831240</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/47822831240</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:48:58 -0700</pubDate><category>Glee</category><category>Sucks</category><category>And Together Now</category><category>Glee Sucks</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f57b562107b87c4a26c40ce08987e6c6/tumblr_ml2flaSFjU1r7uj05o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/47820248391</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/47820248391</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:14:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57jirS6kI1qd5etbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57jirS6kI1qd5etbo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/46304440865</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/46304440865</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:09:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>carolinasweettea:

pagesofpaiges:

miss-operator:

herspanic:

ju...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zztsqQZF1r0b0npo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carolinasweettea.tumblr.com/post/45913255430" target="_blank"&gt;carolinasweettea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagesofpaiges.tumblr.com/post/45913075985" target="_blank"&gt;pagesofpaiges&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miss-operator.tumblr.com/post/45414876830" target="_blank"&gt;miss-operator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herspanic.tumblr.com/post/44969344066/just-watched-it-a-million-times-over-im-team-cat" target="_blank"&gt;herspanic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just watched it a million times over im team cat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;302% team cat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;go cat!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41e370cb9f06e5bb1d811084344c1605/tumblr_mj6pxuUHn01r7lt71o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/46041437696</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/46041437696</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:50:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>too funny</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/turnerisms/44438861441/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_44438861441" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;too funny&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/44438861441</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/44438861441</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:01:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9z7z91tC1qbgu0jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/44112614909</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/44112614909</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 19:03:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>arc-san:

graffitiballs:

new reaction gif for you guys

omfg...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea2f3b79c459fac32e5668d3fdd48925/tumblr_mhsfgotTU21rn6052o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arc-san.tumblr.com/post/42490572772" target="_blank"&gt;arc-san&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graffitiballs.tumblr.com/post/42417359564/new-reaction-gif-for-you-guys" target="_blank"&gt;graffitiballs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;new reaction gif for you guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg thank u&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dead.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/43818597162</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/43818597162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 10:22:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>So basically Suicide Girls all day. All. Fucking. Day.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6ce8d7375123974d9d6529e961d3795/tumblr_mhkebwJN0K1qbcnw1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36110438ca76753e6ae7ea9c0940d141/tumblr_mhkebwJN0K1qbcnw1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e87f2eba16acbcd77a6093f111526e86/tumblr_mhkebwJN0K1qbcnw1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So basically Suicide Girls all day. All. Fucking. Day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/42069902578</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/42069902578</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:59:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead. Just… fucking dead.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b822da2c011d9b90af983cce99231d9/tumblr_mhij83797h1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dead. Just… fucking dead.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/41994050989</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/41994050989</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:02:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/314fe3a081aadf02e6db89352043859d/tumblr_mgauwcdM961qb5gkjo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39891d0ecc05b5b7a17e08cd9cf8ad5d/tumblr_mgauwcdM961qb5gkjo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40696172860</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40696172860</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:13:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>gq:

Suit &amp; Tie.

Dear Justin,
I love the song and at the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d77ea9268099191867732a32d5fd2003/tumblr_mglmsxK98P1qe6vsbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/40497159692/gq-justin-timberlake-suit-and-tie" target="_blank"&gt;gq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Suit &amp; Tie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear Justin,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love the song and at the same time wanna punch you in the face because of it. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40498234225</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40498234225</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:05:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e91dba97f45e21fac92c8f93e6c3df9/tumblr_mghp4oZg0G1qb73vfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40412184328</link><guid>http://turnerisms.tumblr.com/post/40412184328</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:49:14 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
