ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

fedorathexplorer:

galaxyfaerie:

what culture do white Americans even have that aren’t ripped off from other cultures for real

excuse you?

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sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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  • me: *at school*
  • friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
  • me: what time did you stay up till?
  • friend: 11 pm!
  • me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*

“I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.”

— (via flrhrrs)

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

Straight White Boy Problem #216

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*follows crush on twitter and instagram*

*crush get a boyfriend*

*unfollows, blocks, and deletes her phone number this make me so sad*