rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

hotcheetoprincess:

wow look at those lip injections mhmm

  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

primordialsandstonedevice:

aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce

  • me doing anything: there has to be an easier way to do this